How to not Watch a Kings game

Posted on October 19, 2011 by

I remember the Floyd Patterson Sonny Liston fight in 1962. Me da went to pee just as the fight started. When he came back, the fight was over. Liston kayoed Patterson in the first minutes of the fight. Well, that’s what happened to me last night. I settled down with my brandy and was ready to watch the Kings bring a victory home. During the first period, I went to pee. When I came back the Kings had scored.

Second Period… A neighbor came over to borrow  butter. While I was talking to her, the Kings scored. Now I’m getting pissed, but I still haven’t learned. So what do I do next? I answer the frigging phone and yes, the Kings scored.

Third period….  I decided that as a good wife & housekeeper that I am, I got up and rinsed the dishes. Yep. Kings scored. So I sat my ancient ass down and actually saw the 5th goal.

So here’s the lesson learned. Do not pee while the game is on. Wait for intermission. Do not answer the door or the phone. Screw em, if it’s important, they will call back. Forget everything else but THE GAME. Sir down and enjoy. Lesson learned. Amen  GO Mighty Kings!!!

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